It was the morning, I could smell pancakes cooking downstares.
Troy: Pancakes MADE OF HUMANS!
It was raining and icey cold outside. I didn't want to go to school,
Troy: I've been there.
I wanted to stay home and stare at my JB posters.
Troy: Get your *ss to school.
Justin is sooooo goregous, my dream boy and school is such a waist of time.
Troy: Judging from your spelling, I'd say that you need to waste a LOT of time.
Everyone is so stupid and dosnt get it. Im going to be a actress/singer so what the crap do i need school for anyway? I am not that beatiful but im better looking then most of the girls my age - they are such tramps.
Ebony: DEYR PREPZ!
Troy: Leave before Todd sues me.

My BFF Mia texted me! She told me Justin Bieber would be coming with 1D to do a concert tomorrow night. I almost died.
Troy: The Blandness is suffocating!
I NEEDED tickets. I ran downstairs , my heart was pumpin! "MOMMMM" I shouted. She smiled sweetly. "I need 90 dollars right now!" My Mom was really kind and nice and gave me anything I want. "Okay hun" she beemed.
Mary SUE!
I took the cash and ran outside, but before I left I threw on my sexxsiest outfit. I was waering a hot pink leather corset with lace bits covering my kinda big boobs (but not so big that i look like a ho
Troy: Little late there toots
). It showed off my flat belly and my bellyring piercing that I had a glamoros pink dimond in (shhhhhh! dont tell my mom!) I had a plaid miniskirt (but I AM NOT A PREP)
Troy:...EBONY! GET YO *SS BACK HERE!
on over my fishnet thigh highs. My shoes were hot pink stiletos with just a hint of purple bling. My brunette locks were just casually hanging around my face like miranda kerss and I was not wearing any makeup because i dont need that crap.
Troy: Yeah.
Hawk: You just don't know how  to put it on. Like Troy.
Troy: I do.
Hawk: You put MAKE-UP. On a MASK.
I had to get to the shopping mall to buy the tickets for me and Mia! I didn't care what this was going to take I was going to get these tickets. There was a big line of really ugly girls waiting for tickets when I arrived. OMG I was never going to get tickets at this rate. I needed a miracle.
A Cricket lands in front of Troy.
Troy:...What?
Jimminey Cricket: She wished upon a st-
*SPLAT*
Suddenly a big , purple limo drove into the mall.
Troy: THANK GOD! SAINTS ROW HAS COME TO SAVE US!
Everyone started screaming! Justin Bieber got out of the car. He was wearing the perfurt outfit- a bedazzled purple hoodie with silver jeans. He has the best style and he looked like a handsome godddd... He walked straight over to me, ignoring everyone else. I wasn't that suprised,I looked amazing.
Troy: The only way this could get dumber was if she was a Nurthurner.
Some UGLY try-hard with bleach blond hair and lots of mascara tried to grab his attention-ummm she wishesssss.
Troy:...Has a Snake taken over?
He was like "Hey babe , you look beatiful today, here are some tickets to my concert tomorrow night". I was so smooth "whatever justin , thanks". I rolled my eyes, I played it sooo cool. "Uh, um,hmm, could I possibly get um uh your number, you are um uh really beautiful" he stumbled. "I guess". I took out my notepad and pen and neatly wrote my number down. "I'll call you before tomorow night". He looked so happy and excited, like he was already in love with me, i could forsee our future together... Now I had tickets and Justin Bieber had my number!
Troy: HE WILL SUMMON A DEMON AND GIVE IT YOUR SOUL!
It was the perfect start to the day. But it was about to get better...
Troy: SHE DIES!