Troy: WHO HEAR KNOWS ABOUT JEFFERY SPARON? Yeah, Somehow he made another video...Not his Go-go-go-Go cover, this.
Hi, guys, this video is just for all the people out there that think God doesn't exist and they think that all the people who don't believe in God are just a bunch of hicks and idiot Rednecks
Troy: So you're lecturing yourself?
well I would like to make this video to prove my point to why God does exist,
Troy: Look, To me God exists, If you don't think so, Power to you.
I just like to first start off saying: "If God didn't exist, why is his name in the dictionary?
Troy: Tower of Insight this one.
" Ya so right away immediately we win
Troy: Also, Zeus is in the Dictionary so He exists. And so does Bigfoot!
Hawk: NO HE DOESN'T!
Troy: Shut up!
and stuff like that. So like I don't understand why you guys don't believe God doesn't exist cause God clearly does, I've seen him before.
Troy: Uh, no you didn't.
I've seen him in my crops, and like, me and my dad saw him before,
Troy: He told your father He was going to father the Saint of idiots huh?
he was there fighting off the devil
Troy: So you're dad's About 3000?
and stuff so I don't get why all you people are hating on God and saying that God doesn't exist when God clearly does.
Troy: That depends on your point of view.
You know and I also would just like to point out that a lot of Americans have turned their way against God.
They way, the fact that we need freedom of gayness in America cause it isn't right and all that stuff, Mm-kay?. Mm-kay?.
Troy: Yes, He's not gay but he claims to be the next Beiber and talks like a pedophile.... I'm getting mixed messages.
I just like to say that all you guys need to stop hating on god cause I speak to god.
Lorax: AND I SPEAK FOR TREES!
Troy: GET OUT. NOW.
God is fucking pissed. He is pissed with all your asses going against his ways. Do you think God's happy with all you guys been doing?
Troy: You wrote the prayer warriors didn't you?
No God is not one bit happy so you guys are gonna start listening in Church and start gonna go to church or gods gonna come and hunt you down so you better stop all this nonsense ok,
Troy: So, God gave a Pig the ability to post videos on Yotuibe, Congratulations Porky!
You start listening to god, you pop yourself up and you believe in god, because god is the answer, and he is very pissed right now with all the American's I've speaken I've spoke to God and he is pissed with all your kind so everyone pop themselves up next time your in church you listen up good. Ok, cause my dad says so, umm 'ok so you listen here. God is very angry so you better get back and stop doing all this sh-t, Mm-Kay?. Mm-Kay?. So we need a freedom and we need all the people to start listening in church again and we need all the gays out and stuff like that ok so yea.
Troy: And this is how you protect your virginity! Posting videos where you lecture people about the fact they are simply doing what they want to.