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Bully!Prussia X Bullied!Reader: Forgotten CH 2
You sat by yourself in the far corner of the cafeteria at an empty lunch table, absently drumming your fingers against its surface with your chin in your hand, your stomach giving off loud, impatient growls every few seconds. How you wished you had your lunch money with you at that moment and would have been able to buy at least something to keep you from being as hungry as you were now. If you had known that something like the previous incident with Gilbert was going to happen, you would have at least brought your own lunch, even if you would've risked him getting angry at the fact that you didn’t have any money.

You lifted your gaze,
JapanxMermaid!ReaderJapanxMermaid!Reader

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Kiku's hands shook as he lifted the worn wooden bucket. The precious sea water within sloshed over the sides, a few drops splattering the scuffed stone beneath his tabi socks.

It wasn't his first time preforming this duty. He had preformed the ritual countless number of times, but each time he had had his fathers critical gaze to steady his hands.

Now, however, he was alone, frightened of messing up, unsure if he would preform it correctly.

If he messed up, it would be on his head and at a terrible price, The secret his entire village strove to protect would be rui
(2P!EnglandxReader) The Brownie2P!EnglandxReader

The Brownie

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For most people cleaning is a job that is preformed quickly. A duty that is a boring necessity. For others, cleaning is a habit, something that is done at the end of every day.

For you, cleaning was nothing, mainly because you never had to. Not anymore.

Not since a Brownie had decided to make it's home in your walls.

At first you had thought that the tiny scratching noises and low chattering in the walls was a mouse. But then you noticed the small changes in your house.

Clothing you had left on the floor was suddenly clean and neatly folded on your dresser. Dishe
Prussia X Reader: Just Needed a Push
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In the warmth of the summer sun, you were having the perfect afternoon.

Lying on the wide stone ledge that bordered one of the many big fountains around your school’s campus, you found yourself smiling as you dangled one of your hands in the cool water beside you; a pleasant contrast to the heat you were soaking in from the sunshine above. In your other hand was a book, which served a dual purpose: to shield your face from the sun’s rays and to occupy your mind so that you didn’t doze off.

Unfortunately, the latter was becoming more and more of a problem as you lay beside the fo
Prince!England x Servant!Reader - Forbidden Love‘Another mundane day in the kingdom.’, thought the British prince.  He stared idly at the grand walls of the palace. He thought the day couldn’t get any duller. Then suddenly his father, the king, entered the room. “There you are, Arthur! I have been looking for you everywhere.”, the king said in a jovial tone. Arthur sighed. “What is it father?”, Arthur questioned his cheerful father. “The new servants arrive at the kingdom today.”, his father informed his son.

The prince sighed. The kingdom always got servants every few months, so this was yet another uneventful day. A messenger then en
Bath (Human Reader X Grand Highblood)A guard grabs your arm and roughly hauls you to your feet, "You have to give the grubs a bath, human."
It didn't sound so bad, there was a lot worse thing that you could be forced to do. The guard pulls you to a room quite a ways away from the cells and shoves you inside. A small bath tub sat in the middle with two grubs waiting in it. They both honk when they see you, a large smile on the smaller grub. You smile softly at them and sit down next to the tub.
"Hi, I guess I'll be cleaning you," You say with a smile before turing the water on.
Highblood's POV
I stood in the doorway, watching the (girl/boy) wash Gamzee and Kurloz. (Her/His) (hair colour) tangled hair frames (her/his) face. (She/He)'s being very gentle and patient with the grubs. (She/He) starts to dry of Gamzee when he pokes his head out of the towel and says, "Mama!"
A sad smile flys across the human's face, "I'm not your 'Mama'. I can't be. That's how it works here."
Gamzee shakes his head and points to (her/him), "
Sweet Devil!AmericaxReader - You Will Be Mine
She moved in to the house next door
Said she'd never been in love before
Tried the best she could to hide herself away

The sun was setting over the horizon behind tall buildings, but still making a beautiful twilight scene for anyone to watch.  Little birds and other critters were scurrying around the small park getting ready to settle in for the night and anyone who was still there was slowly leaving towards their destination.

But not for one being.  He was waiting and watching for something.
A pair of crystal blue eyes were keeping a sharp focus on a certain object that had caught his attention numerous times for the past few months.  His
Two Hundred Thirty Years. - America x Reader.Two hundred thirty years.

Eighty four thousand and five days.

Eighty four thousand and five days days since you passed away.

The American, now in his brown heavy bomber jacket laid the flowers on your tombstone.

Alfred vividly remember those images of the war, as if it just happened yesterday. He took out a wet towel, wiping the image of you on the tombstone, thoughts all about you and your strength.

Alfred sat on the dirt soil, shutting his eyes, leaning against your grave.

He could remember it all; clearly.

It was the year of 1775 in April. (Name) was a nurse that helped the soldiers amongst two others. You had been always willing to
How I spend my mornings Romano x Reader     I usually wake up earlier than her to prepare breakfast. She'll wake up, then still half asleep walks past the kitchen and gesture a quick hello before heading to the bathroom. The sound of the shower and the sizzling of the pan merge to make a perfect melody. She always makes it back to the kitchen before I finish making breakfast. She comes from behind and pulls my curl to tell she's there. I curse in Italian and roughly kiss her. She giggles then walks away, but not before I smack her ass. She always makes a cute face of annoyance, then takes her seat and I serve the food. We have a nice breakfast that includes dirty jokes, immature t
Italy Brothers x Reader - Punishment?!Tonight was your usual sleepover night with the Italian brothers Feliciano and Lovino. The three of you decided to have a mini movie marathon with the movies picked by the twins and you on soda and snacks (although you were against alcoholic drinks, you bought some red wine for your friends). After two movies, the twins became drowsy and they both left for bed early. Since you were a bit troubled sleeping that night, you proceeded to watch the rest of the movies to hopefully make you sleepy (btw, they brought 5 DVDs).
While you were in the middle of watching the 4th movie, you heard several loud voices inside your bedroom. You stole a glance at the wall clock in the westernmost wall and saw that the time is 12 midnight. Hmm…could it be that the two were talking? But apparently, no, ‘because you heard Feliciano cry and Lovino curse loudly so that can only mean that those two were squabbling again.
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Picking the large bag of coal up, Berwald nodded to the trader and began his long walk back home. Living in the forest wasn't easy, but it was peaceful, the way he liked it.

Although he could survive with out coal, he always bought a bag before the snow season, in case his wood pile ran out. (It wouldn't, he was the best wood cutter within a fifty mile radius. The coal was a precaution.)

The route leading to his small secluded cabin was long and winding. A silent trip that lead to long bouts of thinking. Berwald didn't mind, it was his way of life, just as hunting deer and bui
America x reader - last time
(Name) briefly wonder how she and Alfred end up in this situation, they had only going to by milk and now she was frozen with fear as a mugger stood there pointing a gun at them.  The worst thing then happened as serein’s could be heard.
BANG
“No” came a heart breaking scream.

(Name) then remembered every special memory that she had with Alfred

She remembered the first time the meet

A little fiver year girl with her (h/c) hair in pigtails sat on the ground crying, as a  five year old boy with white haired and red eyes stood above her holding a teddy bear with a (f/c)bow around it’s neck.
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The one you can trust || Pleading!France x Reader
So please don't judge me
And I wont judge you
Cause it could get ugly
Before it get's beautiful
Please don't judge me
And I wont judge you
And if you love me
Then let it be beautiful...

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You're hearing rumors about me
And you can't stomach the thought
Of someone touchin' my body
When you're so close to my heart
I won't deny what they're sayin'
Because most of it is true
But it was all before I fell for you
So please babe.

Francis eyes were filled with tears, yet he was refusing to set those salty pearls free.
He always knew that this day would come; the day when you would find out those things about him.
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Can You Cosplay As Humans? (Human!ReaderXEridan?)“…” You just stood there, having opened the door to reveal your ‘studio’ in shambles. It was a complete disaster. Cosplay makeup and contacts were everywhere. Of course it wasn’t really a studio it was a flat. But it did have a fantastic view of the building next to you—or more specifically its brick wall.
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Temporary Bliss (2p!AmericaXReader)CAUTION: SWEARING

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It had been months since you had met the enigmatic Alfred F. Jones in the seedy bar your friends liked to frequent. Things had fallen into a routine of sorts. You would work, and go about life like normal. At night, if he failed to pick up some drunk skank at a bar, he would call you. You would let him in, and he would kiss you, and by the time you woke up in the morning, he was gone, no trace that he had ever been there in the first place.

At first, you greatly enjoyed this arrangement. You got some great sex with no strings attached, and he got a bed partner f
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Fan fail: jeffery Sparon

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Troy: WHO HEAR KNOWS ABOUT JEFFERY SPARON? Yeah, Somehow he made another video...Not his Go-go-go-Go cover, this.

Hi, guys, this video is just for all the people out there that think God doesn't exist and they think that all the people who don't believe in God are just a bunch of hicks and idiot Rednecks

Troy: So you're lecturing yourself?

well I would like to make this video to prove my point to why God does exist,

Troy: Look, To me God exists, If you don't think so, Power to you.

I just like to first start off saying: "If God didn't exist, why is his name in the dictionary?

Troy: Tower of Insight this one.

" Ya – so right away immediately we win

Troy: Also, Zeus is in the Dictionary so He exists. And so does Bigfoot!

Hawk: NO HE DOESN'T!

Troy: Shut up!



and stuff like that. So like – I don't understand why you guys don't believe God doesn't exist cause God clearly does, I've seen him before.

Troy: Uh, no you didn't.

I've seen him in my crops, and like, me and my dad saw him before,

Troy: He told your father He was going to father the Saint of idiots huh?

he was there fighting off the devil

Troy: So you're dad's About 3000?

and stuff so I don't get why all you people are hating on God and saying that God doesn't exist when God clearly does.

Troy: That depends on your point of view.


You know – and I also would just like to point out that a lot of Americans have turned their way against God.



They way, the fact that we need freedom of gayness in America cause it isn't right and all that stuff, Mm-kay?. Mm-kay?.

Troy: Yes, He's not gay but he claims to be the next Beiber and talks like a pedophile.... I'm getting mixed messages.

I just like to say that all you guys need to stop hating on god cause I speak to god.

Lorax: AND I SPEAK FOR TREES!

Troy: GET OUT. NOW.

God is fucking pissed. He is pissed with all your asses going against his ways. Do you think God's happy with all you guys been doing?

Troy: You wrote the prayer warriors didn't you?

No – God is not one bit happy so you guys are gonna start listening in Church and start gonna go to church or gods gonna come and hunt you down so you better stop all this nonsense ok,

Troy: So, God gave a Pig the ability to post videos on Yotuibe, Congratulations Porky!



You start listening to god, you pop yourself up and you believe in god, because god is the answer, and he is very pissed right now with all the American's – I've speaken – I've spoke to God and he is pissed with all your kind so everyone pop themselves up next time your in church you listen up good. Ok, cause my dad says so, umm 'ok – so you listen here. God is very angry so you better get back and stop doing all this sh-t, Mm-Kay?. Mm-Kay?. So we need a freedom and we need all the people to start listening in church again and we need all the gays out – and stuff like that ok – so yea.

Troy: And this is how you protect your virginity! Posting videos where you lecture people about the fact they are simply doing what they want to.
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Mood: Wow! ~NHarmonik May 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I think you forgot to take some of the...boldness out.
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