Troy: Welcome to fanfiction Failure where I burn in Fanboy Hell for your own sick amusement, I am currently continuing The Prayer warriors where we have the writer basically having JEsus tell him how awesome he is....Just read.
Believer in Christ: The Holy One has return.
Christ Himself: Yes you have. You have been blessed.
Troy: Uh, Yeah....The was one wasted blessing if you read his story.
Believer in Christ: And with this blessing I will rid the world demons.
Troy: Start with a girl named Reagan...She's pretty insane.
Christ Himself: The unholy ones are thee, Theia47, SonnyGoten, ImagingThings and TheBratMan.
Troy: It's worth noting these are people who said he was crazy. Though I would recommend checking them out.
Believer in Christ: Thee have wage war on our lord Jesus Christ and must be ridden!
Chirst Himself: And Alistairlevi13 for serving the dark lord Satan!
Troy: And this about Proves this is him talking with the voices in his head.
Believer in Christ: May all these wevil ones burn in hell! Amen.
Christ Himself: Bless my son.
Believer in Christ: Thank you my lord! Amen and amen.
Defeating the Whore!
Troy: Written by Frank Miller!
A prayer (speak it out load to be save, you unholy ones. If you do not do so, then to the depth of hell you unsaved souls will go forever!): I believe in everyone that is spoken with this holy word, and will follow it so the full command, even ridding the world of those flithly atheist!
Troy: And what is so bad about atheists? Yeah they don't have a religion....But is that really so bad?
Amen and amen!
And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire.
Troy: As opposed to Being burnt with Water.
And we met to plan a attack on those evil beings. We discussed their weakness,
Jerry: Alright, Rock Beats Scissors, Paper beats Rock, Scissors beats Paper.
and their desires to turn the good Christian world away from our glorious one and only great god of all nation, our lord Jesus Christ (fear all you athiest, jewish, muslim, buddhist and all others that defy this great God that will punish you
Troy: Not really, In my opinion all Religion is basically worshipping he sameGod just gving him a different name. Wether you Call him God, Allah, Shiva or whatever, Is that really so bad?
and send you to hell, where you will burn for in all eternal history, where your body will torn apart, and spread across a endless, lifeless land, where you will be eaten by all foul breast.
Troy: Hear that? FOUL BOOBS WILL EAT YOU IN HELL!
You will all be punish, all of you. God does not put up with such evil things with this God fearing nation. And that nation is not just America,
Troy: Which doesn't even have an official religion.
but all of the world.
Troy: Which isn't one nation, I swear to God we are listening to a red neck!
This is God`s world! And you athiest must convert, pray for all your wrong doings, and believe that our lord Jesus Christ is the one and only true God! Amen)
Troy: Or, you can choose for yourself because God did give us Free choice and It would be kind of stupid to send people to Hell because They're Skeptics. Or Gay.
So we decided that we will attack a rational study group,
Troy: Are you SURE you're not Facists?
for they work foul thins which the lord Jesus Christ forbid. We brought hundred of our most faithful servents to come along to see such Godful work!
"All hail Stan" they yelled. "We will serve the devil. We will corrupt the nation of God to bring everyone too hell, where they will will burn for in all eternal history, where their body will tourn apart, and spread across a endless, lifeless land, where they will be eaten by all foul breast. We must KILL GOD! GOD IS DEAD!"
Troy: Anyone who's listened to Marilyn Manson is completely unaffected.
I was so dishearten
Troy: Oh trust me, this is more heartening then readin this as a christian!
by this comment that I want to rip the mans head of and fed it to the dog.
Troy: Okay, The Guy from Postal was more sane!
"Behold the greatest servent of the lord" I yelled to those foul things that call themselves people. "I have come to kill you all in the glory of our lord Jesus Christ".
-Gray Man is more religious! It's also more bad*ss but....
"On behalf of our Satanic god Zeus, God of Whores,
Frank Miller: WHORESWHORESWHORES!
we will slain you all. And we will send to hell!" said Clarisse La Rue, the leader of such an evil gang. Mad as I could be, I ran towards her and sliced of her unholy, God-riding hair! Her head rolled on the ground as the unbelievers scream. As the began to run we cached up to them and killed them all. We left the bodies to rot in the group, for they did not deserved to be buried. We left people to guard the bodies, to stop any of the unbelievers into getting them.
Troy: Nazi! They are Nazis! No, I'm not joking! NAZIS!
The memory of the just is blessed: but the name of the wicked shall rot. -Proverbs 10:7
And we came across a temple that is a worship ground of the evil goddess Artemis, where she and her daughters kill holy lambs to the god of whores.
Troy: Actually, Artemis's follower were all forbidden to Bed with a man.
And it made me sick!
Troy: Hey! You killed a Sheep!
"You must all be punish" I yelled to the sinners, the filth of the Godful world that our lord Jesus Christ rules over for eternal history, ever and ever, amen and amen! "You must boy down to our God (the only truth that must be offered in this day and age) or witness the wrath of Jesus of Nazareth, who is the one and only true God! Amen. Commit!"
"We will never bowed down to your Godful kind, for we want to corrupt the youth and bring war upon the world. WE ARE THE CAUSE FOR EVERYTHING, INCLUDING WORLD WAR 1
Troy: Not sure who caused that....But it wasn't these Losers.
Troy: Germany/Japan's fault.
THE WAR IN IRAQ,
Troy: Which was kind of our fault.
AND THE VIETNAM WAR.
Troy: Which we made worst,
WE WANT TO BRING SUFFERING TO EVERYONE!
Troy: WE WILL USE COUNT CHOCULA TO GIVE EVERYONE DIABETES!
We will send every single God fearing Christian servents of the lord Jesus Christ to the death row!
Troy: Frankly, Our "Heroes" kind of have that coming.
You will all be punshed"
Troy: SHE'S RIGHT YA KNOW!
said Annabeth, Zeus most famous whore!
"All praise and glory to Jesus Christ, to whom I owe everything" I declared to the Dogful and Christian like world!
Troy: Behold what would happen if Hitler was Christian and fighting Percy jackson!
Annabeth laughed. "Those ways are old and tired. Our way is much better" she screamed.
"But at least our way works! Amen" I said to the Satanic and filthful whore. So I charged at her, grabbed her hair, and dragged her across the muddy and filthful road, where I got an axe and sliced her head open, and let all kinds of Godful worms eat her alive, letting none of her brain to survive.
Troy: Dear God! Not Even Dante is that Brutal and He was fighting things that deserved to die!
THE WHORE WAS FINALLY DEAD! AMEN AND AMEN AND AMEN!
Troy: We k
And we had a holy party where we prayed to God and sang hymns of his greatness and glory.
Troy: And how is that any different to Church?
We did not drink, nor did we have sex, for that will make us look bad. We were Christians and did not live like those filthy Atheist that mush all die! Amen.
PS: Priest do not have sex, so the church is not in trouble. It is holy and will be obey by all people!
Troy: Our "heroes" are self-righteous, racist, homophobic, misogynistic mass-murderers who made Stalin look sympathetic in universe. Even moreso, they are never seen doing anything positive let alone anything heroic. I'm noticing we never see them feeding the poor, healing the sick, or even stopping to Pet a Dog!. They get rid of the "villains," which in reality are anyone who doesn't see it their way and make everyone convert to Christianity, but the Satanists were actually a lot better people than the Prayer Warriors are! In short WHO WROTE THIS?!?