Troy: Welcome to Fanfiction Failure where I burn in the fires of Fanboy HEll for your own sick amusement, Ladies and gentlemen, the prayer warriors.
Believer in Christ: Who will burn in hell?
Jesus Christ: Anyone that curse ye profits such as you.
Troy: I'm pretty sure Jesus just said you're going to Hell,
Believer in Christ: Yes, and this includes lazorboy96, JzeHampen, G.J. Forever and PorschePower911. You will burn in hell for mocking me.
Troy: This guy is very, very Modest...Hopefully, He's going to tell me I'm going to Hell! That will allow me to troll him even more.
Jesus Christ: I will make sure that this comes true. Amen.
We are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousness are as filthy rags. =Isaiah 64:6
A good new aroused to us today with death of the Satan being Osama Bin Laden. His death brought joy to all those that followed our ways.
Troy: Not really, All that really means is that the Al-Qaida have a new leader and our men are still out there dying.
Mass murderers like him should never have been allowed to be born at all. His mother should have killed him at birth.
Troy: Despite Abortions being Against Our religion....Well, My religion...Don't really understand whatever the f*Ck you worship but Religion wise, we ain't on the same page...Or In the same Book. Or In the same Library.
And so we prayed that God will destroy all other Muslims for they are evil and must be ridden off,
Troy: Actually, Osama was just about the only one that Truly deserved to die. All the others were tricked....Actually, I suppose this Guy has a group of friends who dress in white and run around attacking Minorities.
along with all the nonbelievers and sex addicts. God and our lord Jesus Christ of Narrative
Troy: Say it with me, NAZ-A-RETH!
will not let anyone like that enter their eternal kingdom, nor will they let them work across the holy earthen ground. God bless the United States of the Holy North American Continent and Precedent George Bush for leading this fight against evil.
Troy: Yeah, Because It's not like we started the whole d*mn thin-Wait a minute....
And the LORD plagued the people, because they made the calf, which Aaron made. =Exodus 32:35
And me and my girlfriend Mary, who is named after the Virgin Mary, who is also a virgin, waiting for me to marry her before we will have sex. We went to our room to read from the bible.
Our gave her a private lesson on the third book of John.
Troy: And They both broke the walls of Jericho! He's eating the forbidden fruit! She's blowing the horn! He's...I should just make a book.
Although it short, it has many valued lessons such as ignoring false teachers such as Diotrephes who went against the true message of the church. We shall not allow people like these to mislead us ever again.
Troy: DON'T LISTEN TO THIS LOSER! USE SCIENCE! IT IS POSSIBLE TO BE RELIGUS AND USE SCIENCE!
I will remember his deeds which he doeth, prating against us with malicious words. =3 John 10
And then went into main hall and Percy Jackson was there. He stood very tall looking down at us like David and Goliath, when they fought a battle to decide the fate of Holy Israel
Troy: Little late there guys!
(If do not support Israel then stop reading thing for you will go to hell anyway).
Troy: FYI, We're going to Hell. Period.
"Convert to the false Gods of the Greek and to the unknown God foretold in the Holy Bible, in the book of Acts," he yielded.
"You have made a deeply mistake by taking me on heathen. Now you will be published by being sent to the eternals flames of hell where you will be whipped for ever by Satan for being fooled by him in the first place for he is evil and God is the great eternal thing ever. The unknown you talk about in the Holy Bible which is in the book of Acts is in fact the good of Israel, the God of the Bible, and the father of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. All the gods of Greek are actually the devil, Lord Satan, in disguise.
Troy: Sure, whatever.
It is you that has been fooled.
Troy: YES! LISTEN TO THE MENTALLY DISTURBED LOSER!
It is not too late for you to repent and follow the ways of our lord Jesus Christ who died on the cross and was raised three days later. His death paid for the sins of everyone around the world and he wants to pay for your sins as well. We are all sinners.
Troy: YOU especially.
So repent and you will be saved. All you have to do say (speak it out load to be save, you unholy ones. If you do not do so, then to the depth of hell you unsaved souls will go forever!): I believe in everyone that is spoken with this holy word, and will follow it so the full command, even ridding the world of those filthy atheists! Amen and amen! This is all you have to say," I told a bald speech.
Troy: A BOLD speech! We wanted BOLD speech you idiot!
"No I will never. I will always fool you by worshiping a false set of gods, Zeus the bastard king, and will secret preying to the lord of the darkness, Satan himself," Percy Jackson said.
This gave me no choose but to charge at Percy Jackson kill, but he got away in a cloud of smoke cause by witchery. And it was then that I realised something. There was a traitor and I was my task to find this tractor out.
Troy: And after I got that Tractor from home Depot....
But Jesus said unto him, Judas, betrayest thou the Son of man with a kiss? =Luke 22:48
Troy:...That kind of fits...
And so I told the Prayer Warriors a story. It was of Judas and him betraying of Jesus Christ, our lord and Saviour. I wanted to find a way to find the traitor but it was no good. So I went to bed very scared. I had to find the traitor. Amen.
Believer in Christ: You are all traitors for mocking me and God and his eternal right hand son in the kingdom of heaven.
Jesus Christ: Yes you are right, they are traitors and they will get a traitor punishment. They will be sent to the lowest parts of hell, where it is the hottest.
Troy: ACTUALLY, THE LOWER PART OF HELL IS WHERE ALL TRAITORS ARE FROZEN SOLID YOU FOOLS!
It will be heat that will kill them. Amen and amen.
Troy: Please stop making Christ sound like an Idiot...That basically means stop writing for him.