Troy: Prayer Warriors!
Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Troy: PIONEERING IN THE FIELD OF TITLES!
(Yeah, yet again, I was pretty misguided then. ** it, tear it the ** apart. Wasn't like I had any control on what I was writing)
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Troy: ALL HUMANS STOP REVIEWING!
We are only just warning you of the dangers of sinning. God will punish you unless you become a Christian. How simple is that? Why must you persecute us Christians?
Troy: Uh...Buddy, You are not A Christians. We. Do. NOT. Share the same religion!
All you atheists suck! And Ebony is a Christian, not a Satanist ok!
Troy: READ MY IMMORTAL YOU DOLT!
She has been named after a friend of mine. And Thomas is not a troll, and neither am I!
I woke up with a shock, an electric shock. New comers at Hogwarts have pranks done on them, to make them angry and then tempt them into being evil, and pranking other people.
Troy: Sounds like Eighth grade.
It really hurt me, and made me really sore. I prayed to God that they he would punish them at the final judgement. I had to endure this torture and know that my task will save the world from an evil willing enough to kill us all.
At potions class, the teacher taught us about making bombs. I learnt that the Hogwarts was planning to attack something, but I was not too sure what, I was sure it was a church but I wasn't too sure.
Troy: Please don't mention 9/11.
I needed to know more information on it before I acted against them. At the moment I blended in, by pretending to make a bomb, but really I was doing the potion all wrong.
Troy: Yes. I'm sure you'll look very smart when you blow your own head off.
No one noticed me at all, and did not question if I was a Christian or not.
At spell class, we learn about a spell that made people faint. All though this might seem harmless; the teacher told us we can use this on unsuspecting Christians to fall off bridges and other dangerous places.
Troy: YES! LURE THEM ONTO BRIDGES AND HOPE THAT THEY'LL MANAGE TO FALL OVER THE RAILS AND THAT THERE'S NO SAFETY NETS!
They also taught us spells which made people have heart attacks. Everyone was saying Hail Satan,
Troy: It was like the Time Pee-Wee Herman had a Metal concert!
but I refused to say so, because it would look bad in front of God at the last judgement, and no one was forcing me to say anything. I mumbled the words, so that the spell didn't work.
Troy: Well, Conratulations! Now a Rainbow colored d*ck is growing out the back of your head!
No one noticed I did so.
Troy: They were more focused on the Head Wang.
And at the break time, I went to the library to find out information on any attacks that are planned on the Christian world, but there wasn't any information. I knew I had to find a way into Dumbledore`s office,
TRoy: Pray to God, works every other time!
which would have very top secret information which even the students of Hogwarts would even know.
So I look for Ebony. When I found her, I told her of my plan. "I want to get into Dumbledore's office for there is secret information I want to get. I don't know how to get in there though.
Troy: Kick th door down, call him evil and blow up the school...Oh wait, that's WAY too subtle.
I think I need your help Ebony, the secret follower of the son," I whispered to her. Secret follower of the son was a secret code name for Jesus Christ, so that none of the students could find out about our plan to get rid of Hogwarts.
Troy: Except anyone who thought it wa suspicous two of the new students have their own code words.
"Met me on the school fields tonight, and then we will plan. There are a few people that want to meet you, and they want to help you out," Ebony told me, making sure that no one else hears. "Come alone, and bring no one else. We don't want to be caught out."
Troy: HEY! I KNOW A GUY NAMED ARAGOG! TALK TO HIM!
"Yes, ok, I will do that," I said.
So at night I went to field. I met up with Ebony, and I followed her, while we talked about Christ and how wonderful he is.
Troy: Great planning there!
She nodded in agreement. And then we came to a small hut, and then we entered. Inside was a giant.
"This is Hagrid, a secret follower of Christ. He once practised magic, but now he has stopped. But he wants to help us out, because he wants Hogwarts to be knocked down, and replace with a cathedral,"
Troy: Thank God Hagrid's fine.
Ebony told me. I was very glad about that. Once Hogwarts was defeated, how could such evil stones still exist? A cathedral was a good idea, and could not wait to see what it would look like.
"So", I asked, "How do we plan to get into Dumbledore?"
"This is the only way you can do it. You must date one of the witches, earn their trust, and they might help you get into Dumbledore`s office,"
Troy: No, this isn't a slashfic, can we get to the actual plan?
she told me. I realised that I must get closer to Ginny, which I didn't want to, but because I was forced to do so God would forgive me.
Troy: You're....You're really going through with this aren't you?
"I know what I have to do then," I told her. Ebony nodded pleasingly, and Hagrid was happy that Hogwarts was one day closer to being destroyed.
Troy: God have mercy on my brain cells.
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