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Bully!Prussia X Bullied!Reader: Forgotten CH 8

Gilbert had just walked out of the store, casually holding a pizza box in both hands that contained a few slices inside. But it wasn't two seconds that passed after he had opened the door to the store and walked outside that something heavy had fallen into his arms. He had been so surprised by the sudden occurrence that his balance had been lost and he had fallen backwards. He was confused on what had happened throughout the past couple of minutes until he looked up and saw you directly staring at him. And it wasn't until you had ran away after kicking him brutally in the stomach that he realized what had actually happened.

You had jumped fr

AmericaxReader: Beautiful scars

No one would love me
If they knew all the things I hide
My words fall to the floor
As tears drip through the telephone

You woke to the sound of your phone ringing. Eyes too tired to open, you felt the top of your nightstand for the phone, grabbing it eventually. You flipped open your phone and pressed it to your ear, letting out a tired “Hello.”
“Hey, _______!” You heard a familiar cheerful voice.
Your eyes shot open, “Oh, hey Alfred. Why’re you calling so early in the morning?”
Alfred chuckled, “It’s almost noon, _______. And I was wondering if you wanted to go to the beach. The wea

HetaliaxTomboy!Reader Getting a Boyfriend"So, (F/n), I just received a promotion at work." You and your parents were eating on the dinner table. You weren't paying attention to what your father was saying. He always had a promotion because of his hard work so it didn't matter to you.
"Right, I know it sounds usual, but the thing is that we have to move for my job." You spitted out your food in surprise.
"WHAT!!!! You're kidding me?! Come on, dad! I just got used to this school!" You were a junior and it took you two years to get a couple of "friends". You couldn't make friends easily. You were too tough, rough, loud, wild, and unusual. You were a tomboy. You didn't like most of the things that girls like. You loved sports. You watch action, thriller, and gore. You hated dresses since you didn't like how they look on you. You wore t-shirts, shorts, and jerseys. Your hair was cut short like a guy and you wore no makeup. Your dad didn't mind, but your mom was very sexist about how you looked. You couldn't count how many times yo

Cramps (Karkat X Reader)Just remember that Karkat cusses a lot, I just don't think that it need the filter thingy.
You lay on the couch, staring at the ceiling.
'Fucking period cramps' you think to yourself as you turn on your side, facing the back of the couch.
Yup, it was that time of the month again. Those five to seven days of bleeding, cramps, mood swings, and hunger. You had to cancel your plans with your best friend, Karkat, due to your awful cramps and before you signed off of pesterchum, telling him you couldn't spend the day watching his Romcoms, he stated he was coming over to your house to watch them and when you tried reasoning with him, he wouldn't answer.
So now you are laying there, in pain, waiting for him to arrive.
You hear a knock at the door, and still you lay there, not wanting to move. Several over knocks follow, then finally, someone unlocks the door. Only Karkat knew where the spare key was, so you instantly know it's him.
"(Name)?! Where the fuck are you?!"
"

Papa!EnglandxMama!Reader - Happy Father's Day

You wander around the kitchen, frying up bacon and eggs per your young sons’ request, as they watch you do so. They had barely given you time to put on your dressing gown when they got you out of bed, careful not to wake their father, before they pulled you down to the kitchen, excitedly. Today is Father’s Day and they wanted to prepare breakfast for their Dad just like they had done for you on Mother’s Day. You smile at their cuteness, listening to Matthew ask Alfred if he thinks their daddy would like maple syrup on his breakfast.
“Tea is yucky,” Alfred says, staring at the cup that you had just finished making.
&

EnglandxReader - Half a Cup of Magic

BEEP BEEP BEEP

Entering your house after coming home from work, you hear the sound of the fire alarm. You sigh and walk through to the kitchen again, snatching up the towel you keep by the doorway, which you use on a regular basis now, but not for drying spills. No need to panic that the fire alarm is going off, because you’ve seen a familiar car parked outside.
No, this towel is to fan the smoke away from the fire alarm and out of the kitchen window whenever your boyfriend, Arthur, is cooking. Usually, he doesn’t burn things, and you never thought his cooking could get worse, but, unfortunately, you have been proven wrong by both

2P! England x Little! Reader ~Request~

A/N:Ummm I didn't say how old you are but probably around 4 years old since you can talk.

You sat at home, alone like usual, waiting for your abusive parents to get home at the same time they usually do. Around 9:30 PM they would come home either drunk or high on something and then the would proceed to beat you until either you or them fell unconscious, normally them.

8:30 PM came around and your parents where home early, the smell of freshly baked goods came wafting through the house!

Your mother came in first and came into the kitchen/Dinning room where you sat on the floor shaking violently. You look up at your mother who was obviously

Italy x Reader

Over the past several days, you had been finding beautiful paintings at your door. There was never a note, or letter, or anything but the painting. Every night was a new painting, and each one was very different. Some of the country of Italy, some of random people, and a few of you. This was truly flattering, all because this person was trying to gain your attention. Maybe it was Feli? You had sworn that he had talked about painting before.

Today's picture was of you, and it was very detailed indeed. All your features were painted beautifully, making you look so perfect. You hung them up on your walls, and admiring them after you d

2pPrussiaxReader(Name) rang the doorbell and waited for someone to answer. The door opened and a tall man with long blond hair and blue eyes smirked down at her. He wore and black and was muscular (Name) figured he lifted weights. She smiled and remembered she had a newspaper article in her back pocket. She took it out and handed it to him, he took it and red it over, and he smirked and leaned on the door frame.

“So you here for the job?” he asked still smirking.

“Y-Yes sir, um my name is (Full Name) and I’m twelve years old, I would be happy to baby sit your grandsons while you are gone.”

He leaned in and looked her over,

Father!Masky X Little!Reader You stared longingly out the window and into the dark woods before you, your mother was in the kitchen making dinner. You wandered when he was coming back, it had been a whole year since you've seen your father. He was working Mother always said, she worked as a park ranger and you had no choice but to trust her.

"Honey he'll be here, come and finish your card" She patted you spot on the wooden table, you jumped off the couch and scurried over. Crayons of every color cover the oak table along with craft paper and paints. You stared thoughtfully down at the card, so far you only had a drawing of him, you and mom.

"This is gonna be my best c

Change [Dark!GermanyXReader]

It was true what they say, about how people change.

Even if an absence from their presence is brief, it is almost as if they were a different person. Certain events play out accordingly through that period of time which your eyes were turned away, events of which change the person for what seems to be the rest of their lives.

It twists them into something they were not, sometimes even something they never wanted to become.

This was how it always worked, and you learned this in the most difficult of ways.

You remembered Ludwig from a very long time ago, when you were merely school children full of both ignorance and innocence. It was a tim

Hetaliaxreader RUINED SLEEPOVERHetaliaxreader RUINED SLEEPOVER!

"Ring!"

"Huh I DIDN'T TO IT!" You woke up and put your hands up in the air, but you then realised that it was just your mobile.

"Hello?" You answered

"Hello (Name) it's Elizabeta" Your best friend answered

"Hello Elza what's up?" You said happily

"It's great I will have a sleepover at my place would you like to come?" Elza asked

"F*ck yeah I'm on!" You respond

"Awesome and do you think you can come a little earlier before the others? I need some help" Elza said

"Yeah sure do you want me to bring anything?" You asked

"Maybe some blankets" Elza said

"Alright" You said

"Oh and remember this is girls n

Sally X Proxy!Reader- Mama You listened peacefully to the sounds of young Creeps playing in the fairly gothic yet childish play ground. Thomas was on a rocking bat, Heather or 'Girl in the photo' on the swings and your 'own' little girl on the monkey bars. Sally was such a sweet kid, she laughed and played like a normal child but she would never be. She slipped on one of the bars falling down onto her butt.

"Proxy!Proxy!" Sally screamed, you were already running over to her. Her green eyes were watering, she frowned rubbing her lower back down at her denim shorts. You placed your arms on both sides of her, looking over her much smaller form.

"Are you ok Sally?" you

BTT X Reader ~Request~

You groaned, your boss had given you an entire desk full of work and looking at the time it was already 9:30 PM...you normally got home around this time...you just hope your 3 other room mates don't destroy the house before you could possibly get home tonight.

You sat at your desk going over the papers, okay you knew you didn't like your job and your room mates kept telling you "Quit your job and find one where you would be happy working at." but life isn't like that. Having this job right now meant you could continue to stay at the house you lived at and being able to live along with your 3 other room mates in said house.

Around 12:30 PM y

Spain x Reader (Romano's 'mother' )

You sat watching your amazing Spanish husband as he tried to explain to Romano what you had just found out; you were 3 months pregnant with Antonio's (Spain) child and Romano was going to be a big brother.
"Madre (mother)!" Romano said running to you pouting. "That-a tomato loving idiota said you were going to have a baby!"
"Because I am silly," you said happily, but your smile faded when you noticed Romano wasn't crying happy tears. "What's wrong, Romano?"
"W- when you-a have the baby you won't want me anymore," he said trying to hold back his tears. "B-but I don't-a want you to get rid of me madre!"
"Now who told you I was going to get rid of you?" You asked shooting Toni a look, but he looked at you wide eyed and confused so you knew it wasn't him. "Romano listen. I love you and so does Toni, you're just going to be a big brother more that's all that's going to be different."
"Y- you mean you won't-a do like grandpa Rome and get rid of me?" He as

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by ~AnarchyWriter, May 23, 2012, 5:01:27 PM
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Troy: Prayer Warriors!

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Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Troy: PIONEERING IN THE FIELD OF TITLES!
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(Yeah, yet again, I was pretty misguided then. ** it, tear it the ** apart. Wasn't like I had any control on what I was writing)
Just stop reviewing this fanfiction if you don't like it.
Troy: ALL HUMANS STOP REVIEWING!
We are only just warning you of the dangers of sinning. God will punish you unless you become a Christian. How simple is that? Why must you persecute us Christians?
Troy: Uh...Buddy, You are not A Christians. We. Do. NOT. Share the same religion!
All you atheists suck! And Ebony is a Christian, not a Satanist ok!
Troy: READ MY IMMORTAL YOU DOLT!
She has been named after a friend of mine. And Thomas is not a troll, and neither am I!
I woke up with a shock, an electric shock. New comers at Hogwarts have pranks done on them, to make them angry and then tempt them into being evil, and pranking other people.
Troy: Sounds like Eighth grade.
It really hurt me, and made me really sore. I prayed to God that they he would punish them at the final judgement. I had to endure this torture and know that my task will save the world from an evil willing enough to kill us all.
At potions class, the teacher taught us about making bombs. I learnt that the Hogwarts was planning to attack something, but I was not too sure what, I was sure it was a church but I wasn't too sure.
Troy: Please don't mention 9/11.
I needed to know more information on it before I acted against them. At the moment I blended in, by pretending to make a bomb, but really I was doing the potion all wrong.
Troy: Yes. I'm sure you'll look very smart when you blow your own head off.
No one noticed me at all, and did not question if I was a Christian or not.
At spell class, we learn about a spell that made people faint. All though this might seem harmless; the teacher told us we can use this on unsuspecting Christians to fall off bridges and other dangerous places.
Troy: YES! LURE THEM ONTO BRIDGES AND HOPE THAT THEY'LL MANAGE TO FALL OVER THE RAILS AND THAT THERE'S NO SAFETY NETS!
They also taught us spells which made people have heart attacks. Everyone was saying Hail Satan,
Troy: It was like the Time Pee-Wee Herman had a Metal concert!
but I refused to say so, because it would look bad in front of God at the last judgement, and no one was forcing me to say anything. I mumbled the words, so that the spell didn't work.
Troy: Well, Conratulations! Now a Rainbow colored d*ck is growing out the back of your head!
No one noticed I did so.
Troy: They were more focused on the Head Wang.
And at the break time, I went to the library to find out information on any attacks that are planned on the Christian world, but there wasn't any information. I knew I had to find a way into Dumbledore`s office,
TRoy: Pray to God, works every other time!
which would have very top secret information which even the students of Hogwarts would even know.
So I look for Ebony. When I found her, I told her of my plan. "I want to get into Dumbledore's office for there is secret information I want to get. I don't know how to get in there though.
Troy: Kick th door down, call him evil and blow up the school...Oh wait, that's WAY too subtle.
I think I need your help Ebony, the secret follower of the son," I whispered to her. Secret follower of the son was a secret code name for Jesus Christ, so that none of the students could find out about our plan to get rid of Hogwarts.
Troy: Except anyone who thought it wa suspicous two of the new students have their own code words.
"Met me on the school fields tonight, and then we will plan. There are a few people that want to meet you, and they want to help you out," Ebony told me, making sure that no one else hears. "Come alone, and bring no one else. We don't want to be caught out."
Troy: HEY! I KNOW A GUY NAMED ARAGOG! TALK TO HIM!
"Yes, ok, I will do that," I said.
So at night I went to field. I met up with Ebony, and I followed her, while we talked about Christ and how wonderful he is.
Troy: Great planning there!
She nodded in agreement. And then we came to a small hut, and then we entered. Inside was a giant.
"This is Hagrid, a secret follower of Christ. He once practised magic, but now he has stopped. But he wants to help us out, because he wants Hogwarts to be knocked down, and replace with a cathedral,"
Troy: Thank God Hagrid's fine.
Ebony told me. I was very glad about that. Once Hogwarts was defeated, how could such evil stones still exist? A cathedral was a good idea, and could not wait to see what it would look like.
"So", I asked, "How do we plan to get into Dumbledore?"
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she told me. I realised that I must get closer to Ginny, which I didn't want to, but because I was forced to do so God would forgive me.
Troy: You're....You're really going through with this aren't you?
"I know what I have to do then," I told her. Ebony nodded pleasingly, and Hagrid was happy that Hogwarts was one day closer to being destroyed.
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