How dare they delete my story?
Hawk: there is a God.
What was I doing wrong?
Hawk: Want a list? It's extensive!
What about freedom of speech?
Hawk:...I really, really don't want to-
Dante: I AM THE KING OF HELL!
Hawk: Who the f*ck..? Oh. It's that d*ck from Inferno.
Don't I have a right to state what I believe in!
Hawk: Buddy, you lost it!
I am only warning you of the dangerous of sinning. According to the Bible, sin is evil and should be punished. And with America allowing these sinners to continue,
Hawk: Home of the free b*tch!
God will punish them as well, for allow sinners to continue sinning is a sin. America will burn in hell the way we are going at the moment.
Hawk: Let's see...Tiger Woods is going to lust, Trump's going to Wrath....This is a fun game!
Submit of the ways of our lord Jesus Christ, God`s only begotten son, and follow his holy laws, that is the Ten Commandment, and we will all go to heaven.
Hawk: I do NOT want to go to the same place as this guy!
At the moment, a lot of you will burn in hell simply because you turn a blind eye to the problem that is with America, and that is Atheists! They have poisoned young children`s minds with liberal propaganda, with their antichrist Obama.
Hawk: Yes. Obama is the first black President so He must be the Anti-Christ. Not, A guy who killed millions of Amercans....Yep. Its a Bush joke.
We must stop this now! Bring America back to its God-fearing ways. Let all true American men pray loudly for God's forgiveness, for we are not worthy of it. But God is a just God and he will save us if we stop all this sinning! I like to say thank you to Noah for helping me write this chapter.
Hawk: Thanks Noah. Now this might possibly be readable!
And a messenger came to Jerry and told him of the conversion of the camp to the ways of Christ. He was happy that all of them had been baptized and turned into prayer warriors. He now had an army to defeat Satan and his false God. Now I knew it was safe to go to the camp and met Percy of Christ again and examine the new followers, and work out the next move.
Hawk: I notice he's cut back on the One Holocaust a day thing.
I said to my followers, "Great news everyone, we are one more move towards turning this country back to a Christian Nation. The camp that once worshiped false gods of the Greeks, have now converted to the ways of Christ and will help us in our cause.
Hawk: They might stab us in the back but who cares?!?
I will meet up with Percy of Christ and work out our next move. We will march soon on the temples of the false gods and destroy them all. I promise you that we will be victorious. God is merciful and will punish all wrong doers. I am glad to tell you that even though you might die tonight, you will die a martyr's death and will live in the eternal clouds of Heaven. Damn those that chooses not to fight, and does not support our troops overseas, for they are defending us from terrorist threats that plan to kill us all and turn our country into an extremist state.
Hawk: You're saying Extremists are bad? YOU are saying this?
And worst of all, the extremist liberal Obama, who is secretly a Muslim,
Hawk: Not really much of a secret.
is allowing this to happen, damn him to hell! Trump for 2012!
Hawk: That proves he's evil.
Amen." And everyone cheered.
So Jerry went to the camp, and out came Percy. And he said, "I am said for my mentor, a great Christian man has died to night. We berried him in the Christian manner, which is arms crossed, body up, so that he can leave his coffin at the last judgement and be proud of his martyr-hood. I have hung the person that killed him, for murderer must be punished. The death venality is lust!
"But you have come here not just for Chiron`s death, but for the army I have prepared for you. Fine Christian men and they will aid you in your mission to destroy the evil gods that once enslaved me. I have a man named Luke who will help you in your ways, for he is the greatest fighter we have. He will lead the great battle that will happen tonight."
Hawk: PSST! HE'S A TRAITOR!
And I said, "I am glad of your victory. But time is not to be wasted, so let us march to night, for we need to rid those sinners from our Christian Nation. Tell you men to arm yourselves, and tell the women to support them with food and aid, for the men will need it.
Hawk: Couldn't you guys just get some Firepower? Not that I want you to!
Bless us in the name of our lord Jesus Christ! Amen and amen and amen.
My age is seventeen, not ten you uninformed idiots. And my brother is thirteen, not fifteen. I have no idea where you get your information from, but it is all wrong and it is all full of liberal lies! And my brother is going to be posting his Prayer Warrior sorry up tomorrow! And damn those liberal atheistic scrum that want to take our right to arm away. We want our bullets back, and we want to be able to protect ourselves from a liberal extremist government that wants to enslave us into the atheistic way!
Hawk: As long as this guy doesn't get a gun I'm fine!
God bless our conservative ways and the army! Amen.
Hawk repeatedly smashes his head into the wall.