I am not a troll and I am being serious here, you must repent or burned in hell.
Troy: This is Thomas, He is not at all related to my uncle Thomas Jankiewicz, while Jankiewicz is intelligent...Just read this loser.
Satan will disguise as anything to trick you to send yourself to hell.
Troy: SATAN! TURN INTO A TULIP!
God does not sell people to hell, it is yourself that did it. Donut say anything wrong with this greatest story ever!
Troy: Anything wrong with this greatest story ever....DID IT!
And so Jerry went and talked to his follower, who Mary the Virgin was in the crown
Troy: And if you've just joined us, Mary the Virgin is not the Virgin Mary.....No, I'm not joking.
(I never had sex with her for it is unlawful to do so for being Virgin when you die will be better to be seen as when you are infront of God).
Troy: You had sex last chapter...You just didn't describe it so scum like me won't get an Organism....Nope. That's not a typo.
And he opened his moth: "Which laws are biding that these fools are following. Percy Jackson and his friend worship false demons in a vain attempt to defeat us. They are unlawful, unlike us who are.
Troy: Really, really, lawfully, evil.
We the Best Borrow church believe that the law should be biding to all.
Troy: How does it feel to be in a group even The KKK find evil?
We believe also that freedom and library should be given to all.
Troy: Except for women, Aetheists, Buddhists, Satanists, Muslims, and everyone else except for Homophobic racist facists, Other then that JUSTICE AND FREEDOM FOR EVERYBODY!
I also believe in gum control.
Troy: YOU STOLE MY HUBBA BUBBA!
"Of all laws that are important, it is the lawalty to hog that is important.
Troy: Salute the Pork!
How can we live without God? He created us so that we could worship him deerly. He created the law so we must obey it all. To all those who follow wicket ways such ass Percy and his fools, who worship false Gods such as Zeus and Venus, who were mothers and lovers, such a sinful way. How could you worship these foul beasts, for they are sinful in the site of God.
Troy: Simple. THE GREEK MYTHS ARE NOT RELIGION!
"And what about murder? We do not commit murder,
but Percy Jackson does. He say he is battling beasts, but they are ture followers of God.
Troy: No. They're dumb killers.
How can we let people like this keep being alive?
Troy: Hey, If God hates thm, why didn't he just blow them up?...Yeah, that's what I thought.
They should be rid of and sent to hell for punchiness. Murder is a sin, as told in the Bible, and so all the law must be obeyed. They are evil, but we are good for we do not murder people.
Troy: Can you please repeat that?
How can you deny that?
Troy: Well, you did.
If you deny that, you will be sent to hell.
Troy: So, if you didn't murder anyone, what did you spend all of the last six chapters doing?
"And steeling is a crime for God says so in the Bible.
Troy: What about stealing?
God is the deniable trust and must be obeyed and followed under all cost, for breaking this law will be against God`s law. Even if a family is starving, if child is caught stealing, his hands must be cut off. If lies, than their other hands must be cut off.
Troy: What if they have no hands?
Do not let sinners have the sight of day, for it is publishment of Godo
Troy: You know, this guy worships a lot of Gods, He worships God, Godo, Hog....This guy's a hypocrite.
"An lying is a sin,
for God tells us so. Lying makes truthful seem like a lie. Lying can only leed to troubles, such as the Percy Jackson, who has sent a traitor to kill me (but I decided not to tell my followers yet of this, for the parrot could come out at any moment)
Troy: What if the Traitor kills you?
Jerry: I shall wait!
Troy: But, you know who he is! Kill him!
Jerry: I shall wait!
Troy: How did you get elected leader?
Troy: You drew straws didn't you?
is a lie to us all. Satan lies, therefore it is a sin.
Troy: Satan also Talks.
Satan sins, God does god.
Troy: Dude! Keep the Selfcest away!
Lying should be published with stoning.
Warrior: I HAVE NEEDLES!
"And I end my speed to day with a prey for God: 'Prey for all the nonbelievers for they do not know what they are doing to us, let them see the way so that they can become unsinful people, if not they should be punished with flames of hurl.
Troy: Okay, Where am I going? I am going to Hell, Helk, Hurl, Heel, Hepp. Hekk...I don't know anymore!
Believe at as a warning to you all for you must be published for all you sins for it is an offensive to Good.
Troy: And this story isn't?
Believe it so and you will get a eternal life at the revelation that John forward telled in his epic work Resolution (read it for answer in the after life, and the punishment of sinners, for it all is ture).
Troy: So while you're in Hell, please ask your demonic tormentors for that book.
And so it all ends', anen.
Suddenly from my room came Mary (for I had lifted her there from the wonderful knight before) cam out of my room and yelled
Mary: JERRY! WHAT ARE THESE MAGAZINES?!?
.."O god has given me a holey message for you to telly you.
Troy: A divorice?
I am pregnant!"
Troy: If he names the Baby Jesus I am leaving.