Troy: I could do my normal intro but let me just some up what I'm mocking, The world's most mysoginistic, Homophobic, racist *ss leading an army of facists against percy Jackson.
How dare you mock me?
Troy: AND IT WAS WRITTEN BY SARUMAN!
Do you realise that if you do not follow the true path of Christ you will burn in gell!
Troy: Yes, Suffer by being slightly singed by hair-Gel!
Repent now and you will be saved!
Troy: You're trying to lecture a teenager on what is good for them. Does that ever work?
Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life and only a few find it.
Troy: What if you're part of biggest loser?
The passage I have just read is from the gospel of Matthew and tells us that most people will burn in hell, but a few true followers will cherish the treasures of heaven.
Troy: Which isn't the author.
I am only doing my job in warning those of the flames of hell that awaits them. As for Percy Jackson, is corrupting the minds of young innocent children as the satanic works of Harry Potter,
Troy: And this proves this guy is trolling.
where witches and wizards are allowed to still exist. The church made sure things such as this would go away, but it seems as if it has returned. I am only protecting you for your own good. The Greek gods are just as bad as the satanic religions of today, where Buddhist priest with their false profits kill innocent people in aeroplane crashes.
And so my friend asked me what types of music is the most evil. And I told them most music was evil.
Troy: Yes! Death metal is evil please shut up!
But there were a few musicians for so called protectors of their ways.
"Nirvana is the most evil band ever to walk the earth. Not only did they name after a satanic way of thought, but they cause the death of many innocent people, due to the suicide of the coward Jurk Cobain. Their music is too loud, and they have evil Lyric such as 'God is gay'
Troy: I LISTEN TO ALL THE NIRVANA SONGS! NEVER HEARD THAT LYRIC!
(God and Jesus Christ, my lord and savoury, please forgive me for what I have just said. Please don't send me to hell).
Troy: Pfft, They will anyway.
This is offensive to God and his eternal Son. Kurt Cobain only realised that he was being controlled by Satan at the last moment, so he killed himself.
Troy: He was actually suffering from drug and health problems, not to mention Depression.
But because that was a sin, and cause millions of children to do the same thing,
Troy: No, that didn't.
he is burning for eternality in hell. Do not one of the you listen to such evilness," I told them.
"I will never listen to them ever again," said Ethan Nakamura, once a follower of Satan, now a reformer, repenting his sins, and now he will be going heaven. This is what happens when you repent. You will go to heaven. Why would anyone reject something like this?
"Yes, and now another musicians that are bad is Green Day.
Troy: Never really liked them except for Boulevard of broken dreams and Holiday,
They rejected Precedent George Bush
Troy: And that's a bad thing....?
and support the evil Obama, the antichrist. And they rejected the holy war in the middle,
Troy: Which we started by taking all their oil.
which resulted in the death of Osama Bin Laden, one of the Satan's main servents, now binging in hell. And the reject Christ and called America an idiot.
Troy: With Writers like these, Green Day was right!
Surely these beasts deserves to go to the depths of hel," I told them. They were all amazed at my wisdom. Mary looked at me admirable. Still I was uncomfortable, for their was a traitor out there, waiting to kill me, and killing is bad, and is a sin against lord Jesus Christ. Killing a Christian is a sin.
Troy: However, Being Christian and killing everyone else, That's A-Okay!
Now therefore, behold, the LORD hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all the false prophets, and the LORD hath spoken evil concerning thee. =1 Kings 22:23
And Thalia Grace came and repented in the main hall crying that she would not want to follow the ways of Satan. However, I did saw beyond her disgusting lies and stabbed her in her heart. And she died. If she was telling the truth she would die a Christians death, if she was lying, she would be burning the flames of the eternal hell.
Jerry: I may have killed an innocent girl, BUT RELIGION!
And then we practice the ways of sword, for we knew the time was soon coming where the final battle between us and the evil followers of Satan, Percy Jackson as their leader, would come and kill us all,
and we had to all be prepared incase this would happen, as if it did happen, we would all be dead and no one would be there to battle the eternal God and his only holey begotten son, lord and savior, Jesus Chris of Narrative, and all hope would be lost for all eternal, unless the traitor got to us first, then in which we would still be dead
and the message of Jesus Christ, protector of all, would not be teach to all people of this holy earth, but instead full trapped to the ways of the evil lord Stan, for he will kill everyone on this earth, and killing is morally wrong, unless it is defending the faith.
Troy: Which about 1% of your killing is.
Meanwhile, in the headquarters of Percy Jackson
Troy: Apparently, The Evil Doctor Jackson is planning something.
"We must invade tonight in the glory of Zues, the false god of Satran. We must get rid of all the prayer warriors and turn the temple for their God, and lord and saviour Jedi Christ
*Troy collapses into a hysterical laughing fit*
to a false god temple," he said.
"Yes," said his slaves Bianca di Angelo, Nico di Angelo, Nico di Angelo, Bianca di Angelo and Grover Underwood.
Troy: Didn't they kill Grover? Like, Really, really Kill him? As in not even leave bones?
"We will do the biddings of Satan disguised as Satan."
To be continued
See, people can be saved. All they have to do is admit to being a sinner, repent and become a true Christ, and not a false one, like the Church of England, who will burn in hell for their sins. Devoicing is a sin, and will be punished by being thrown into the flames of hell. Aman.
Troy: I am a Catholic and I wish to apologize on behalf of this nut job. We have no problems with whatever your religion is, musical tastes or what have you....Also Read Percy jackson and Harry Potter. They're both great book series.