Thomas Brown, Battle against the Witches Commentary part 2!
Chapter 2: Chapter 2
(Noah's edit 2012: Yeah, I was pretty misguided then. Please don't be judgemental)
Troy: Well, it's not your brother writing.
Hi! I`m Noah, Tomas`s brother. Please stop giving him death threats that just makes you look bad.
Troy: Well, can't look worse then him.
Please stop it!
I stopped and stared at Ginny. My hands started to shake, and I had to sit down. I looked at her ginger hear. She looked pretty hot, but I decided to put such impure thought out of my mind.
Troy: Think about how you're going to kill her. It's just as pure as the rest of the prayer warriors.
She started to pat my back, and I stood really still. How dare someone touch someone out of wedlock!
Troy: You've never seen a buddy cop movie have you?
"Never seen you here before," she asked. "Want to take a poison I have just made. It will make you feel better."
Troy: And these guys killed hundreds of Christians How.?
This made me sicker. How dare she give me such as satanic drink? I remembered Jerry`s warning. She was only offering me something, so I was able to refuse. So I said no.
Troy: Well, you haven't stabbed anyone. This is a good sign.
"Ok," she said. "It is your choose. I would have taken it though. This is going to be a long train trip. And we need to get change into our uniform."
I decided to take this as a chance to get some insight into what is happening in Hogwarts. I thought to myself what question I was going to ask her. After pondering it for a bit, I quickly said my question.
"So, what is Dumbledore like," I asked her. I wanted to know a little bit about him if I was going to find out what type of relationship he has with the British government.
Dumbledore: I AM A SPY! MAH PIMP HAND IS THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON!
Hawk: WHY ARE YOU HITTING M-
Dumbledore: PIMP HAND!
"He is a very great man. He lets us get away with a lot of stuff, such as staying up late at night, and even allows us to take harmful drugs such as pot. And he has a very long beard, which makes him look even more wicked and evil, And Epic. Don't forget epic." she told me. Her information was very informative.
"Yes, being wicked is great," I lied. I know that lying is a sin, but because I need to build trust between me and Ginny, I was forced to do so. "And I like to be evil."
Troy: GTA! GTA!
"I am glad you are in support of us witches and wizards. We need as much support as possible," she said. I become very interested.
"What type of support?" I asked.
"We are not allowed to talk about that in public," she said.
Troy: They're all in Alcoholics Anonymous.
So I stopped at that. By that point we had go to Hogwarts.
Sorry about the shortness but I realise I have school work to do (I am home schooled by the way).
Troy: That explains a lot about your brother.
But Tomas will be back for the next chapter.