Chapter 15: Chapter 15
(Benry was an attention **. I heard that he once claimed to be Tara Gilesbie. How trustworthy is that?)
That is all a lie! Benry is not Believer In Christ, I am Believer in Christ you fools!
Troy: Back to our favorite idiot.
Benry is most likely the foul hacker that hacked into my account. He is a untrusting lire and must be coned. He will be the first person to burn in hell! He is a sinner like not other sinner! Curse him and his family to be raped and cut to peace's
Troy: You are really showing that you have never even read the bible.
and thrown into the glams of O'Dell!
Troy: You're sending them to an Irish man?
To all you others fools, such as Idiosy, for plotting against me, you be punished by being sent to the lowest pits of hell, right next to Satan!
Troy: That is Treachery you idiot. They're not betraying you!
Amen and mane.
I then went to library to find if there was anymore information on a key to get into Dumbledore`s office. I found out that they were five keys, given to his most trusted followers. It did not list anyone, but I guessed where on of them was, with the body of Ginny. Another two keys must be with Harry and Ron. Where the last two keys were I did not know.
Troy: Probably on canon characters who just appear, die and give you the key.
So I went to the grave of Finny. I threw her boy out of the coffin for Satanists did not deserve to get a respectable burial.
Troy: You're really endearing yourself to us.
Only a Catholic respect such a burial, and not an Anglican for they are actually Satanist in disguised.
Troy: Kind of like you?
And in her disgusting pocket I found a dark green silver key that looked very evil. I covered a blessed cloth over it, and prayed that I can be protected from its evil, and then put it in my pocket. I left her body where it was.
Troy: you are a paranoid, psychotic freak.
I then went back to the library, but I could not look for anymore information. I stayed there anyway, looking for the identity of the key holders, but I was a hundred percept sure that Harry Potter and his gay lover Ron had two of the keys, for they were the most satanic person and devilish gits ever to ever exist, curse them, along with Idiosy and Benry you satanic fools, trying to take me on!
Troy: Hey! I'll take you on you paranoid f*ck!
A Hogwarts student walked into me, she had dyed black hair, and she was evil looking. She looked like a paedophile.
Troy: And you don't?
And she said, "Hello, my name is Harmony, and I am a hardcode Pianist.
Troy: Oh my God. How evil.
I live to worship Satan
Troy: I live to rise.
all the time and say very satanic things, such as Hail Stan! I want to be your boyfriend. I also like to say very satanic Poems in French, which is a really satanic language:
Troy: Oui! C'est vrai!
J'aimevoirles mamansont des rapports sexuels
aveceux-mêmesetavec lesautresthatspas le mari
J'aimeavoir des relations sexuellesau moinstrois fois
Unjour,il esttrèssataniqueetm'envoyeren enfer
Troy: I used a translator and just got random letters
"What do you thin of it?" she assed e.
I lied, and because if I said that I like it God will send me to hell
so he would forgive me for lying
Troy: Wait what?
because I didn't want to blow my cover,
Troy: Well, you've blown it about a dozen times, why stop now?
"I like it, keep it up."
And she said, "She you latter. Next time I wills how you aced that Dumb Door aver me." And she went away, very satanically. I hated that **, but knew I had to be friendly with her to get that key from her.
And I went to Hugrid`s place where he showed me some false Christians that had been very unfaithful who were called Idiot and Benjamin, who I declared deserved death, and a painful on at that. And so I got a sword and impaled into Idiot, and got them to burn his body. I then cut up Benjamin`s body while he was alive, and then feed it to Hagrid`s god. I then ** on their bodies and laughed, for they deserved this publishment. Amen and mane.
Troy: You call yourself a hero yet you brutally kill all who don't agree with you. You immaturely attack your critics, You know what? I DARE YOU TO KILL ME IN ONE OF YOUR STORIES!
WARNING: THE WORLD WILL END ON JULY THE TWENTY SIXTH SO REPENT NOW AND BE SAVED! AMEN AND MANE!
Troy: During Summer? What a buzzkill.
Monitio:ENDmundiIuliivicesimo sextoSONOWPOENITEOet salvare? Et ZeusAmen!
AVERTISSEMENT: la fin du mondeJUILLETLAVINGT-SIXIEMESOrepentir maintenantet vous serez sauvés! AMENETMANE!
ADVERTENCIA: El mundo se acabaráDE JULIODELVIGÉSIMOSEXTOtanto, arrepiéntete ahorayser salvo! AMENYMANE!
ACHTUNG: Die Welt wird im Juliam sechsundzwanzigstenSOBEREUENjetzt beendenund gespeichert werden! AMENund Mähne!
ΠΡΟΣΟΧΗ: ο κόσμος θα τελειώσειτον Ιούλιοεικοστή έκτηSOΜΕΤΑΝΟΗΣΟΥΜΕΤΩΡΑΚΑΙΝΑΖΗΣΕΙ! AMENΚΑΙχαίτη!
RABHADH: BEIDHANDOMHANARDEIREADHLEIS ANIúilrepentIS FICHE AR ANSÉÚSOANOISAGUSASábháilte! AmenAGUSmane!
WAARSCHUWING: De wereld zalnu een eindeIn juliop de zesentwintigsteSObekeren engered worden!AMENen manen!
AVÈTISMAN: lemonn p'apfini nanJIYÈvenrepantisizyèm lanSOkoulye a akpou sove! AMENAKchevlur!
ВНИМАНИЕ:мир закончитсяИЮЛЯдвадцать шестойТАКпокайтесь сейчаси не спаслись! АМИНЬи гриву!
RHYBUDD: BYDDYBYDARDDIWEDDGorffennafYDOSBARTHAR HUGAINSOedifarhauNAWRACYNCADW'r! AMENAmwng!
ATENCIÓN: Omundovaiacabarenxullovixésimo sextoAGORASOse arrepinte esergardado! Ameno eMané!
UPOZORENJE: svijet ćezavriti nasrpanjDVADESETESTASOpokajati sesadai biti spaeni! AMENIgriva!
Translated in all the major languages so that the message could understand my all!
Troy: Well can you go back to speaking english?
Amen and amen. I bless you all as a profit of the one true God, and our lord and savior Jesus Christ of Narrative! Bless you all. Amen. And may all the sinners that sinned against me be punished with eternal flames of JellO!