That's right! IT'S A DOUBLE FEATURE!
RECAP: After defeating the evil
Troy: Never been there before.
to rid the country of evil radical of the evil Egyptian gods.
Chapter One: A New Assignment and the Evil Egyptian gods are revealed Gee, I wonder what will happen.
Hi, my named is William Peterson and I am a Prayer Warrior.
Hawk: For the rest of the story we will make constant references to his Willy.
I was scant to Egypt to find where the evil gods of the Egyptians are and destroy them. I was told by my mentor Jeremy that a spy will tell me where they are so. So that is what I am doing which is ghosting to meet this person. So I was in Alexandria where an ancient library which stored lots of satanic books is. But luckily during the holy crusades the good Christian army was able to burn all these books are captured the city from those evil Satanists. Sadly the city has been taken again and is being ruled by one of the evil Egypt ion gods but sadly I don't know which one is hiding here and where they are hiding for each god hides in a Nome where their worshipers and army protects him.
I went to a secret Church for the pagans have banned worshiping our lord Jesus Christ and her
Hawk:...Was there a surgery we didn't know about in the new testament?
eternal father God freely and openly. The man that I am meant to beat Off is living here. He was waiting for me and we sat down in his study room which had looks of good Christian books including the holy Bible and loots of books written by CS Lewis.
Troy: You just can seem to decide wether or not he is evil can you?
We drank some red wine which is a very good Christian drink that doesn't make you drunk.
Hawk: That's called Cranberry Juice,
"Please tell me who I am going against?" He told him. I really wanted to know which evil gods I am going against and which cities they are living in. I don't want to go to a city and discover that there is not an evil god there for it would be a waste of time.
Troy: I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO KILL HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WITHOUT AN AT LEAST SOMEWHAT HALF-ASSED REASON!
"The first god that is living here is thought to be Horus but I am not too sure.
Hawk: So, in that case, kill everyone within five miles. You'll probably find him.
You must spy on one of the serpents of the Nome to dine that one out. But I can tell you that Anubis is currently ruling over the Nome in Cairo but I cannot tell you where the Nome is there, and Aphis is living in Luxor and there is a Christian women there that can tell you where he is living an her name is Lisa.
Beware her brother Bart.
The two other gods we are going against are Rah RAH RAH SHISH...This isn't funny is it? and Isis but I am not sure where they are you are going to have to spy on those evil Egyptian worshipers to find that one out," said the good Christian man that helped me out.
As I was laving the Church I noticed some block kid wolfed passed.
Troy: DAMMIT! MINECRAFT HAS BECOME REALITY!
I recognized this person from a battle at Boston. Somehow he had gotten here most likely aiding those false satanic gods. He was Carter Kane! And so I started follow him and make sure where he was going to. He went to an old play park. I kept my distance to see what will happen. Out from nowhere came something I did not expect. It was Horus himself!
To Be Continued… Will William be able to dwarf this demon
Hawk: That's right! They will compare their Willies!
or will something else happen? Find out in the next chapter.
WARNING: THIS IS A CO-STORY. IT IS HAPPENING DURING THE SAME TIME AS THE PRAYER WARRIORS: ATTACK OF THE SPRINT
Troy: Great. He teamed up with Verizon Wireless.
AND SHOULD BE READ TO GATHER.
RECAP: After defeating the evil Goth Jupiter in India, The Prayer Warriors returned to America. While attending Percy Jackson's faunal, Jeremy is confronted by the tractor
Troy: It was the Tractor he had raped in Kansas.
after giving William the taste to root out all the Egyptian gods which is being told in the other story.
Chapter One: The Tractor gets Away
NO! NOT THE TRACTOR!
and Draco and Michele Returns to England
Hi, my name is Draco and I am a Prayer Warrior. After going to a Church server at Hagrid's hose I discovered the greatness of our lord Jesus Christ and his personal favor eternal father gods.
Troy: Because even Jesus respects Cthulu.
And so I joined the Prayer Warriors after marrying Ebony. Now I have returned to Percy Jackson's funeral for I was a very god friend of his. We were both sinners at once and were trying to get rid of Jesus once and for all but discovered their errors of our ways and converted to Christianity and becoming one of God's greatest Prayer Warriors. I was very sad that Percy had died. I wanted to punish that evil god but I could not do that for her was hiding in North Korea with their evil satanic Atheistic leader who will be burning also in hell one day hopefully soon after our country evades them.
Troy: Because giant Landmasses are so good at dodging.
But as I was saying my speech to Percy at the server I heard a scream. It was Mary who was also Jeremy's wife. I knew something was wrong. So I quickly finished my speech
What a hero.
and gave the chance for another person to do there speech, this being William who was just about to catch a flight to Egypt to take on all the evil gods in Egypt plus all those Muslims that are trying to take over that country after that Christian revelation.
Troy:...Is it worth mentioning that Egypt is about 90% Muslim...So, you are going to basically kill all of Egypt? Gee, what a nice guy.
Went I got there I found Mary kneeling besides a body. At first I fought he had found the tractor
but was shocked when I discovered that it was none other than Jeremy himself.
Someone had murdered him since he was read. I was disgusted and wanted to kill that tractor but didn't know where that tractor was. So I decided to get a meaning to gather after that church server for poor old Percy. I was sad because I knew well that we would have to do that against tomorrow for Jeremy as well now. How could something like this happen? I had to find out!
Hawk: And so, they went to Kansas and raped and killed every tractor they could find!
We had the meeting in the basement for atheistic spies could be spying onto us!
Troy: We then decided to do a strip tease for them.
In the building was me, my wife Ebony, Michael and Hagrid who was also at the funeral. I sat them down and toddler them what had happened. "I cannot believe what I have seen, but Michael is dead!" I said.
Michael: OH MY GOD! I'M DEAD!?...Wait...
Draco: JUST GO WITH IT!
Everyone else craps in shock.
Hawk: Way to ruin the moment.
"That seems really bad," said Michael. "We mutts find out who did this and kill him at once for we cannot suffer a tractor amongst us!"
"Yes," said Draco, "I do agree. I have been given reports that someone has managed to pull off a very powerful spell in England that has brought back to life our old enemies Harry Potter and Dumbledore. They are working with the Titans to restore Hogwarts again.
If they do all that we did in The Prayer Warriors: The Battle with the Bitches
Hawk: Someone make that fic!
will be for nothing! We must return to England and rid them all! I have found a friend who will give me information on these Titans."
"I will also go with you," said Michael, "as I feel as if my good work is needed there."
"And I will go to Egypt for I hear there is a trap for our hero
"Although I always wanted to go to Egypt I will go with you Draco for I know my fate is somewhere there. I will defend you at all cost!" said Hagrid all bravely." I know I am weak but with prayer I can defeat those satanic scums who will try and restore that fifty school that kept me slave there for matter years. I wool be with you all the way!"
Hawk: Gee, It's not like Hagrid is a master of magi-Wait...
And we brought out our swords and declared: "May our lord Jesus Christ protect us in our time of need," and we then went off onto our quests.
To be continued… Will Draco defeat these Titans and what tricks do Harry and Dumbledore have? Find out next chapter ofThe Titans Strike Back. Is William really wanking into a trap?
Troy: Yes. William is officiay playing with his willy.
Read the next cheaper of the Attack of Spank.
Hawk: Sounds strangely Kinky....