If you don like this storey sop revoking it! This is for Christens to read not for you stannic scrum! And Noah you also sop telling me wart to do! Tis is my storey not yours. If kept telling me to sop wiring this stasis then I will have too disown you!
Hawk: Is that a bad thing?
Are you wit me or agonist me. All you people that clam to be Christians are lying! You burn in hell for your sins!
Hawk: I do believe we are seeing a Nervous Breakdown.
Troy: I'll go make some popcorn.
I Percy of Christ went with my army of Rod-fearing Christian shoulders to attack the temples of Sues
HAwk: FEAR MY ROD YOU SHOULDERS!
and Poisons. And I talked to my army, "We are near to those fools hoe would murder us in our slap. These evil people will do any trickery to make us die, and they will be very dangerous. Do not believer a spinel thing to come out of their digesting moths.
Hawk: How about their mouths? Are those okay?
They will deserve you, so if they do so, don't think wise to kill them, for there are dangerous and they worship Stan and accept the theory of Evolution which is a false theory,
Troy: Then explain cavemen bones.
as man does not come from a monkey, but God, and God along.
Troy: Actually, can't you simply believe that God created Monkeys and we evolved from Monkeys?
And God gave his onyx begotten son our lord Jessie Christ so that he could forgive us and send us to the eternal clones of Heaven, the gamest thing to ever exist where we can talk to Jesus Chris and his father and our father God the almighty, the protector of all that is holly and worships the one true God and his eternal son, our lord Jesus Christ, for died on the cross for our sin, which is the best thing to ever happen to us because if this neither happens then we would be burning in the eternal flams of bell, and God would refuse to forgive our sin, which came from the sinful Eve, the first women.
Troy: Of course, A woman caused everything awful. Predictable.
And so we will march now and destroy all the is unduly! Go force! Amen."
And my army said, "We will follower your to were ever you will make us goo. We will kill all nonbeliebers if you tell us do so for they are unholy and only reserves a painful and painful death. God is Grete, and so is his eternal begotten son our lord and slavery Justus Christ."
So we went into the temple of Zeus, and in the mina gall there was a man that was raping a incessant girl, who was screaming. We dragged the man by his hare to the center of the Rome AND we stoned him to death. We saved the girl because she was screaming, and that means that she wasn't enjoying it. If she wasn't screaming then it meant that she was enjoying it and that it was adultery, and she would have been stoned as well. Read Deuteronomy chapter twenty-too for proof.
Hawk: That's kind of the Chapter that had Men be more powerful. Doesn't really live up.
And we whet into the main chamber and I came on front of my father Zeus. "I disown you, you are not my father, and God is my father!" I yelled, because if I didn't say that and then kill him, then I would be worthy of death.
Hawk: So, you has to memorize that Line so you could kill him?
Now that he wasn't my father, I could kill him.
Hawk: Which was easy Because Percy's the son of Posiedon.
So I stabbed him in the heart, and he died. I dragged the boy out so that all his followers could see the he wasn't a god. And all his followers become Christians.
We then went to the temple of Poseidon and slayed him, and killed all his followers. The temple of Zeus was turned into a church and Poseidon`s temple was burnt down.
You Thorold Camping is a liver, you will burn in hell for your sinning and lying! The world has not ended!
Hawk: Well, at least he knows that's bull.